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I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass....but ilwg
m0nopoly:

Sɪɢ Sᴀᴜᴇʀ GSR 1911 

m0nopoly:

Sɪɢ Sᴀᴜᴇʀ GSR 1911 

delfin408:

Were ready for the zombies haha

this isnt airsoft tho… LOL

delfin408:

Were ready for the zombies haha

this isnt airsoft tho… LOL

nogoodnamesremain:

uberhaxorimmortal:

sexyscones:

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

canada is my favourite contury

youre-still-not-punk-rock

I got a positive ticket when I was a kid. This cop waved me over while I was riding my bike and I was totally freaking out. And he was just like “I just wanted to say you’re awesome for wearing a helmet and going on the right side of the street.” And he gave me a ticket and it was also a contest to win a new bike. I didn’t win but it was still totally awesome.

(via syncopeandstarfleet)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via professor-mcgonnasex)