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I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass....but ilwg

mostgay:

I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.

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I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave. 

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fer1972:

Know were you stand: Modern Day Locations blended with Major Historical Events by Seth Taras 

1. The Hindenberg Disaster of May 6, 1937 

2. Allied soldiers rushing the beach at Normandy in June 1944

3. The Fall of the Berlin wall in 1989

4. Adolf Hitler touring Paris and standing in front of the Eiffel Tower in 1940

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michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

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angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

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the-absolute-best-posts: blue-midst: The fact that the one guy throws down his bag and goes to save the guy, but then he realizes he’s too late. And if you continue watching him, he like throws his hands up and then turns away. He probably feels disappointed that he couldn’t help, but he tried. I bet he didn’t even know the guy. And that really makes me not lose faith in everyone. 

the-absolute-best-posts:

blue-midst:

The fact that the one guy throws down his bag and goes to save the guy, but then he realizes he’s too late. And if you continue watching him, he like throws his hands up and then turns away. He probably feels disappointed that he couldn’t help, but he tried. I bet he didn’t even know the guy. And that really makes me not lose faith in everyone. 

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ixnay-on-the-oddk: airborne-enrique: ixnay-on-the-oddk: ahahaha this is such an awkward movement but I think I captured my sinister smile pretty damn well. If this woman was trapped in a tower, I would be the one to rescue her. Don’t worry, I got mad rope making skills. Dat tower ain’t seen shiiiet. But if you could just go ahead and have some coffee ready for me at the bottom that would be greaaaaat.

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

airborne-enrique:

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

ahahaha this is such an awkward movement but I think I captured my sinister smile pretty damn well.

If this woman was trapped in a tower, I would be the one to rescue her.

Don’t worry, I got mad rope making skills. Dat tower ain’t seen shiiiet. But if you could just go ahead and have some coffee ready for me at the bottom that would be greaaaaat.

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